$32
★★★★★4.732 reviewsIt says you might be drunk, in letters people can read from the queue behind you.
Heavyweight 220 gsm cotton, oversized boxy cut, back print hero.
For the night it applies, and the morning it still does.
Oversized fit. Size down for a regular fit.
Free shipping on any two tees. Printed in 2 to 5 days, then 3 to 7 in transit.
Back print, sized to be read across a room, which is where the camera usually is. Small LOUD PART hit on the left chest. Printed direct to garment in a muted crimson on white, and an off-white on black. The ink is deliberately tonally compressed so it survives phone video.
Oversized boxy cut with dropped shoulders. Size down if you want it to sit regular. Sizes S to 2XL.
Printed when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 7 days in transit, routed from the US and the EU. Nothing ships tomorrow and we will not pretend it does.
Free shipping on any two tees. 30 days to return anything unworn.
Worn and reported back
Photos from buyers
Wore it to a birthday thing and three separate people asked where it was from. That has never happened to me with a t shirt. The print is way thicker than I expected too, it sits on the fabric properly.
This is a proper heavyweight. It hangs instead of sticking to you. I am normally a medium and went medium, fits oversized exactly like the photos.
Bought it for a bachelor party as a one off and now I wear it constantly. Nobody reads it without laughing. Worth it for that alone.
No complaints on the shirt, print is clean and the fit is what I wanted. Took about ten days to arrive, which they do tell you upfront on the product page. I would rather that than a fake two day promise.
I was worried the print would crack after a couple of washes. Cold, inside out, hung to dry like they say, and it still looks new.
6ft1 and usually a large. Went medium because I wanted it a bit less baggy and it is spot on. The size guide is actually accurate, which is rarer than it should be.
Quality and print are genuinely great, no issue there. I should have sized down. The large is bigger than I pictured even knowing it is meant to be oversized. Sending it back for a medium, the return was straightforward.
Wore it out on Saturday and by Sunday two people in the group chat had bought their own. It photographs really well, which I did not expect from a plain white tee.
Not much to say. Thick shirt, clean print, arrived inside the window they gave. Will pick up another design when I get round to it.
I own shirts that cost three times this and hang worse. The 2XL is generous without being a tent.
The fade layers look much better in person than on a screen. You can see every step in the repeat, it is not just a blur.
White is the right call for this print, but I would buy the same thing in a washed grey tomorrow. Black is nice too, I just already own a lot of black.
It is funnier in daylight than it is at night, somehow. Fit is boxy in the good way and the sleeves sit where I want them.
Messaged asking about sizing before I ordered and got a real answer from a person the next day. That is half the reason I bought. Shirt is great too.
Two for me, one for my brother. The white is the better of the two colours in my opinion, the red pops more against it.
Not the ceremony, obviously. Got more comments than the outfit I actually paid money for.
Went true to size and it is roomy. That is what oversized means, I am just saying it out loud for anyone hovering over the size chart.
You can tell before you even put it on. Feels like a sixty dollar shirt in the hand.
The page said the 21st and it turned up on the 17th. I will take being wrong in that direction.
Ordering a second one purely so I can keep the first one in my own drawer.
Just noting it is up between the shoulders rather than centred low. Looks good, it is only different from what I had pictured.
Sometimes you order the thing off your feed and what arrives is not the thing. This is the thing.
Two months in and the neck is still where it should be. That is usually where cheap shirts give up first.
Twice. One of those was by security, which was a moment for everyone involved.
The off white looks sharp, no complaints. I would buy the black with the crimson on it the day they make it though.
Got it for my brother turning thirty. He has worn it more than everything else he was given put together.
The model shots are honest. It sits on me the way it sits on him, which is not something I can say about most things I order.
Six washes in. Still crisp, no cracking along the fold lines.
Small ink smudge near the hem when it turned up. I emailed them and a replacement was sent without any argument, which is the only reason this is not one star. Flagging it because it happened.
Took me a second to read it the first time, and that is the joke working.
Thick enough to wear on its own well into October without a jacket over it.
Saw it in a video, bought it that night, second one is already sitting in the cart.
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