Capsule 01. First run.Free shipping on any two tees.Printed and shipped from the US and EU.
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Capsule 01 First run

YOU MIGHT BE
DRUNK

The shirt describes your situation, so you do not have to.

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$32 each. Free shipping on any two.

Capsule 01

Four shirts.
One price.

White tee, muted crimson ink. Also in black with off-white ink. Sizes S to 2XL.
A white tee worn at a counter, the back print readable from behind
The same shirt read from across a room

The mechanic

The joke is
the situation.

Every design says out loud what is already happening to the person wearing it. Printed large on the back, because that is the side people are looking at, and that is where the camera is.

  • 220 gsmHeavyweight cotton. It hangs, it does not cling.
  • OversizedBoxy drop shoulder. Size down for a regular fit.
  • Back printThe hero placement. Small chest hit on the front.
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